Funny Story

For those of you who don't know me well, I work for a magazine distributor.  At one time, we had both drivers and merchandisers under the same company name.  Due to reorganization, blah blah blah, drivers and merchandisers now work for two separate companies.  Anyway, I was a supervisor over 14 merchandisers and I had one that cracked me up one day while working a WalMart store.  Where I live people pronounce the word crappie two different ways; crappy (as in what you do in the toilet) and croppy (supposedly the correct pronunciation).  Well, we were working the magazines and this old timer comes up to the guy I was training and asks, "Do yun's have that crappy magazine?"  The new guy gestures towards the whole magazine rack like Vanna White showing a TV and replies, "Take your pick!"